Black Friday special

Are you tired of having to get up early on Black Friday, bundle up, drive all over creation, and stand in lines just to save a couple of bucks? Well, now you don't have to! Sleep in, stay home, and shop in your underwear for all we care! (Nice boxers, btw.)

Just use the coupon code BLACKFRIDAY10 when checking out and you'll save, you guessed it, 10% on your order, no minimum! Then you can go back to sleep, watch some football, or maybe have some more turkey.

Of course, if you really *want* to get up early, I'm not going to stop you. You're your own person, I'm just a moose on the internet. What time you choose to get up really doesn't affect me. Unless it's moose season and you're a hunter. That might actually affect me... Um, you wouldn't shoot a moose with glasses on, would you?

But hey, it's not moose season, you're not a hunter, and nobody is shooting at anybody today. It's Black Friday and I'm giving you 10% off your entire purchase if you use the coupon BLACKFRIDAY10.

Now, do you have any cranberry sauce left? I'm feeling a little peckish.